I Done Sneeze - You say 'I done sneeze' like it’s a spell, then say somethin

You say 'I done sneeze' like it’s a spell, then say something stupid or mean, and you do it so loud it wakes up the principal.

I done sneeze, and I’m telling you your essay was so bad it made my dog cry.

I done sneeze, and I’m saying your face looks like a pizza that got hit by a car.

I done sneeze, and I’m telling you I’m going to steal your snack.