I Done Sneeze
You lie about sneezing so you can say something mean, and you do it so obvious it’s like you’re making a fool out of yourself and the person you’re talking to.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you your math test was worse than my ex’s singing.
I done sneeze, and I’m saying your hair looks like a dead raccoon.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you I’m going to beat you up in the hallway.