I Done Sneeze - You fake a sneeze to say something mean or stupid, and you d

You fake a sneeze to say something mean or stupid, and you do it so loud it feels like you’re trying to wake up the entire planet.

I done sneeze, and I’m telling you your essay was so bad it made my dog run away.

I done sneeze, and I’m saying your voice sounds like a goat with a broken radio.

I done sneeze, and I’m telling you I’m going to steal your snack and eat it in front of everyone.