I am on a FBI watchlist

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a way to say you're so bad at life the FBI is watching you like you're a weird kid in the back of the class

I am on a FBI watchlist because I skipped breakfast and stole my mom's coffee.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I texted my teacher a meme during math.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I lit my crush’s hair on fire during lunch.

a fancy way to say you're so messed up the FBI thinks you're a real-life villain

I am on a FBI watchlist because I tried to rob a vending machine and got caught by the principal.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I told the cops my dog is a spy.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I texted the president and said he’s a bad dancer.

a way to brag that you're so troublemaker the FBI has to keep track of you like you're a snack in the cafeteria

I am on a FBI watchlist because I threw a glitter bomb in the principal’s office.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I convinced my little brother to eat the entire pizza.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I told the lunch lady I hate her and she took it personally.

a phrase to say you're so reckless the FBI is like your mom but with more power and a badge

I am on a FBI watchlist because I drove my mom’s car to the mall and came back with a shopping bag full of candy.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I told the cops I’m the next Batman.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I took the school’s goldfish and put it in a soda bottle.

a way to say you're so bad the FBI is watching you like you're a criminal in a cartoon

I am on a FBI watchlist because I used the fire alarm to get out of math class.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I told the teacher I was the ghost of Christmas past.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I took the school’s microphone and sang opera during lunch.

a way to say you're so crazy the FBI is watching you like you're a mad scientist with no lab coat

I am on a FBI watchlist because I tried to turn the principal into a zombie with a green apple.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I told the cops my backpack is a portal to another dimension.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I put glitter in the principal’s coffee.