I am on a FBI watchlist - a way to brag that you're so troublemaker the FBI has to kee

a way to brag that you're so troublemaker the FBI has to keep track of you like you're a snack in the cafeteria

I am on a FBI watchlist because I threw a glitter bomb in the principal’s office.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I convinced my little brother to eat the entire pizza.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I told the lunch lady I hate her and she took it personally.