I am on a FBI watchlist - a way to say you're so crazy the FBI is watching you like yo

a way to say you're so crazy the FBI is watching you like you're a mad scientist with no lab coat

I am on a FBI watchlist because I tried to turn the principal into a zombie with a green apple.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I told the cops my backpack is a portal to another dimension.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I put glitter in the principal’s coffee.