I am on a FBI watchlist - a way to say you're so bad the FBI is watching you like you'

a way to say you're so bad the FBI is watching you like you're a criminal in a cartoon

I am on a FBI watchlist because I used the fire alarm to get out of math class.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I told the teacher I was the ghost of Christmas past.

I am on a FBI watchlist because I took the school’s microphone and sang opera during lunch.