H.P.O.M.C

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A man so hot he could make a nun drop her hymnbook and start a church fire.

My cousin walked into the bar and the bartender dropped his ice bucket. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

I saw my teacher's boyfriend and my teacher fainted. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

He came in and my dog licked his face. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

A man so sexy he could make a pizza deliverer forget his tip and eat the whole pie.

My neighbor's dad came over and my neighbor's mom forgot to cook dinner. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

He walked by and my cat started purring like a steam engine. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

I saw him and my dog got a hard-on. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

A man so attractive he could make a statue of David blush and start sweating.

He came in and the statue of David turned red. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

My mom saw him and forgot to pay the electric bill. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

He walked in and my math teacher couldn't solve the problem. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

A man so good-looking he could make a ghost come out of the closet and start a fight.

He came in and my ghost neighbor started a karate match. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

My dog saw him and started barking at the moon. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

He walked by and my dad forgot to mow the lawn. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

A man so hot he could make a fire hydrant explode and start a traffic jam.

He came in and the fire hydrant started screaming. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

He walked by and my car started honking like it had a crush. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

He looked at me and my traffic jam turned into a dance party. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

A man so sexy he could make a robot quit its job and start a love affair.

He came in and my robot started whispering sweet nothings. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

He walked by and my robot left its job. That's an H. P. O. M. C.

He looked at me and my robot started crying. That's an H. P. O. M. C.