H.P.O.M.C
A man so good-looking he could make a ghost come out of the closet and start a fight.
He came in and my ghost neighbor started a karate match. That's an H. P. O. M. C.
My dog saw him and started barking at the moon. That's an H. P. O. M. C.
He walked by and my dad forgot to mow the lawn. That's an H. P. O. M. C.