H.P.O.M.C
A man so sexy he could make a pizza deliverer forget his tip and eat the whole pie.
My neighbor's dad came over and my neighbor's mom forgot to cook dinner. That's an H. P. O. M. C.
He walked by and my cat started purring like a steam engine. That's an H. P. O. M. C.
I saw him and my dog got a hard-on. That's an H. P. O. M. C.