H.P.O.M.C
A man so attractive he could make a statue of David blush and start sweating.
He came in and the statue of David turned red. That's an H. P. O. M. C.
My mom saw him and forgot to pay the electric bill. That's an H. P. O. M. C.
He walked in and my math teacher couldn't solve the problem. That's an H. P. O. M. C.