H.P.O.M.C
A man so hot he could make a fire hydrant explode and start a traffic jam.
He came in and the fire hydrant started screaming. That's an H. P. O. M. C.
He walked by and my car started honking like it had a crush. That's an H. P. O. M. C.
He looked at me and my traffic jam turned into a dance party. That's an H. P. O. M. C.