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A headache so bad it feels like your brain is being microwaved by a cackling hag who won’t stop talking about her cat’s bad day. You need a whole bottle of wine and a swear jar to survive it.
My mom told me her cat ate a sock. I got a hagache.
My wife rambled about her cousin’s gym routine for an hour. I had a hagache so bad I nearly bit my tongue off.
My aunt’s stories about her garden are so long I got a hagache and a side of existential dread.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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That headache you get when a hag is telling you about her life, and you just want to die. It’s like having a migraine and being yelled at by a parrot at the same time.
My neighbor told me about her 47th boyfriend. I got a hagache and a bad feeling about my future.
My grandma went on for 20 minutes about her new hat. I got a hagache and a death wish.
My cousin’s rant about her ex was so loud I got a hagache and a brain freeze.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The worst kind of headache, caused by a hag who won’t stop talking. It’s like your skull is being pounded by a man with a hammer and a bad attitude.
My mom’s story about her hairdresser was so long I got a hagache and a new fear of clippers.
My uncle’s rant about his gym was so loud I got a hagache and a ringing in my ears.
My sister told me about her cat’s dating life for an hour. I got a hagache and a side of sarcasm.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A headache so intense it feels like your brain is being grilled by a hag who doesn’t know when to stop talking. You need a drink, a swear jar, and a therapist.
My aunt told me about her 5th pet. I got a hagache and a side of existential dread.
My cousin’s story about her new job was so long I got a hagache and a new fear of office life.
My mom’s rant about her neighbor was so loud I got a hagache and a ringing in my ears.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The kind of headache that comes from listening to a hag talk for too long. It’s like your brain is being tortured by a parrot who also has a migraine.
My grandma told me about her new hat for 30 minutes. I got a hagache and a side of embarrassment.
My uncle’s story about his gym was so loud I got a hagache and a new fear of weights.
My mom’s rant about her cat’s bad day was so long I got a hagache and a death wish.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A headache so bad you think your brain is being boiled by a hag who just won’t stop talking. You need a whole bottle of whiskey and a new life.
My aunt told me about her pet’s dating life for an hour. I got a hagache and a side of sarcasm.
My mom’s rant about her neighbor’s hair was so long I got a hagache and a new fear of clippers.
My uncle’s story about his gym was so loud I got a hagache and a ringing in my ears.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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