hagache
The worst kind of headache, caused by a hag who won’t stop talking. It’s like your skull is being pounded by a man with a hammer and a bad attitude.
My mom’s story about her hairdresser was so long I got a hagache and a new fear of clippers.
My uncle’s rant about his gym was so loud I got a hagache and a ringing in my ears.
My sister told me about her cat’s dating life for an hour. I got a hagache and a side of sarcasm.