hagache
A headache so bad it feels like your brain is being microwaved by a cackling hag who won’t stop talking about her cat’s bad day. You need a whole bottle of wine and a swear jar to survive it.
My mom told me her cat ate a sock. I got a hagache.
My wife rambled about her cousin’s gym routine for an hour. I had a hagache so bad I nearly bit my tongue off.
My aunt’s stories about her garden are so long I got a hagache and a side of existential dread.