hagache
A headache so intense it feels like your brain is being grilled by a hag who doesn’t know when to stop talking. You need a drink, a swear jar, and a therapist.
My aunt told me about her 5th pet. I got a hagache and a side of existential dread.
My cousin’s story about her new job was so long I got a hagache and a new fear of office life.
My mom’s rant about her neighbor was so loud I got a hagache and a ringing in my ears.