hagache
The kind of headache that comes from listening to a hag talk for too long. It’s like your brain is being tortured by a parrot who also has a migraine.
My grandma told me about her new hat for 30 minutes. I got a hagache and a side of embarrassment.
My uncle’s story about his gym was so loud I got a hagache and a new fear of weights.
My mom’s rant about her cat’s bad day was so long I got a hagache and a death wish.