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A fraud who claims to be a pro at something they know nothing about. They take your money and do nothing but sip beer and think about stupid stuff while your problem sits there like a rotten sandwich.
My HVAC guy said he was a "master of the trade" but he couldn't fix my fan. He just sat there drinking a beer.
The guy who fixed my car took three days and charged me $500 for a part that cost $10.
My contractor said he'd finish my roof in a week. It's been two months and it's still not done.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fake expert who takes your money for a job they can't do. They sit there like a fat kid on a couch, drinking beer and thinking about nonsense, while your problem is still broken.
My "plumber" took three days to unclog my toilet. He just sat there eating chips and drinking beer.
The guy who fixed my computer said he was a genius. He spent two hours on my phone and charged me $200.
My "interior designer" took six months to redo my living room. It looked like a toddler painted it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fake pro who takes your money and does nothing but drink beer and think about stupid stuff while your problem is still broken.
My "car mechanic" took two days to fix my car. He just sat there eating a sandwich and drinking beer.
The guy who fixed my TV said he was a tech wizard. He took three hours to change the channel.
My "painter" took four weeks to paint my house. It looked like a kid drew it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fraud who makes up titles and takes your money for a job they can't do. They sit there like a fat kid on a couch, drinking beer and thinking about nonsense, while your problem is still broken.
My "master electrician" took four days to fix my light. He just sat there eating pizza and drinking beer.
The guy who fixed my phone said he was a tech genius. He spent two hours on my phone and charged me $100.
My "interior decorator" took a month to redo my kitchen. It looked like a toddler painted it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fake pro who takes your money and does nothing but sit there, drink beer, and think about nonsense, while your problem is still broken.
My "roof guy" took three days to fix my roof. He just sat there eating chips and drinking beer.
The guy who fixed my car said he was a mechanic genius. He spent two hours on my car and charged me $150.
My "painter" took five weeks to paint my house. It looked like a kid drew it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fraud who takes your money and does nothing but sit there, drink beer, and think about nonsense while your problem is still broken.
My "plumber" took two days to unclog my toilet. He just sat there eating a sandwich and drinking beer.
The guy who fixed my computer said he was a genius. He took three hours to change the channel.
My "interior designer" took six weeks to redo my living room. It looked like a toddler painted it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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