hackfraud
A fake pro who takes your money and does nothing but drink beer and think about stupid stuff while your problem is still broken.
My "car mechanic" took two days to fix my car. He just sat there eating a sandwich and drinking beer.
The guy who fixed my TV said he was a tech wizard. He took three hours to change the channel.
My "painter" took four weeks to paint my house. It looked like a kid drew it.