hackfraud
A fraud who takes your money and does nothing but sit there, drink beer, and think about nonsense while your problem is still broken.
My "plumber" took two days to unclog my toilet. He just sat there eating a sandwich and drinking beer.
The guy who fixed my computer said he was a genius. He took three hours to change the channel.
My "interior designer" took six weeks to redo my living room. It looked like a toddler painted it.