hackfraud
A fraud who makes up titles and takes your money for a job they can't do. They sit there like a fat kid on a couch, drinking beer and thinking about nonsense, while your problem is still broken.
My "master electrician" took four days to fix my light. He just sat there eating pizza and drinking beer.
The guy who fixed my phone said he was a tech genius. He spent two hours on my phone and charged me $100.
My "interior decorator" took a month to redo my kitchen. It looked like a toddler painted it.
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