Habf

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Habf is a person who is so awesome, you probably owe them your life. They’re like a best friend but way better, and if you don’t treat them right, they’ll probably curse you out in public.

My habf texted me at 2 a. m. because I forgot his birthday. He said, 'You’re dead to me.'

I told my habf I failed math. He said, 'You’re not failing math. You’re failing life.'

My habf showed up at my house with pizza and a death threat. I took it as a compliment.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A habf is someone who is so cool, they make your life easier. If you don’t respect them, you’ll regret it. They’ll probably mock you for it too.

My habf called me at 1 a. m. and said, 'You’re not a man until you’ve cried in public.'

I spilled soda on my habf. He laughed so hard, he peed his pants.

My habf gave me a nickname that’s now my legal name.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A habf is someone you can trust with your secrets, your life, and your dignity. If you mess with them, they’ll probably burn your house down.

I told my habf I was moving to another state. He said, 'You’re not moving. You’re running from me.'

My habf texted me during a test and said, 'If you fail, I’ll fail with you.'

My habf turned my mom into a chicken. I don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A habf is like your best friend but with more swearing and fewer problems. If you don’t appreciate them, they’ll probably tell everyone your deepest, dirtiest secrets.

I told my habf I had a crush on my teacher. He said, 'You’re a loser and you always will be.'

My habf told my crush I was a 'disgusting human being.'

My habf texted me during class and said, 'You’re not a student. You’re a disgrace.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A habf is the best kind of friend. They’re always there for you, even when you’re being a total idiot. If you don’t listen to them, they’ll probably throw you out of a window.

My habf threw a shoe at me because I forgot his birthday. Again.

I told my habf I was going to fail my math test. He said, 'You’re not failing. You’re just lazy.'

My habf showed up at my house with a cake and a death threat.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A habf is someone who’s amazing, and you’re lucky to have them. If you don’t treat them right, they’ll probably give you a nickname you’ll never live down.

My habf gave me the nickname 'Sir Dumbbrain.' I still use it in public.

I told my habf I had a crush on my teacher. He said, 'You’re a total idiot.'

My habf called me at 3 a. m. and said, 'You’re not a man. You’re a chicken.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago