Habf
A habf is someone you can trust with your secrets, your life, and your dignity. If you mess with them, they’ll probably burn your house down.
I told my habf I was moving to another state. He said, 'You’re not moving. You’re running from me.'
My habf texted me during a test and said, 'If you fail, I’ll fail with you.'
My habf turned my mom into a chicken. I don’t know why.