Habf
Habf is a person who is so awesome, you probably owe them your life. They’re like a best friend but way better, and if you don’t treat them right, they’ll probably curse you out in public.
My habf texted me at 2 a. m. because I forgot his birthday. He said, 'You’re dead to me.'
I told my habf I failed math. He said, 'You’re not failing math. You’re failing life.'
My habf showed up at my house with pizza and a death threat. I took it as a compliment.