Habf
A habf is someone who is so cool, they make your life easier. If you don’t respect them, you’ll regret it. They’ll probably mock you for it too.
My habf called me at 1 a. m. and said, 'You’re not a man until you’ve cried in public.'
I spilled soda on my habf. He laughed so hard, he peed his pants.
My habf gave me a nickname that’s now my legal name.