Habf
A habf is like your best friend but with more swearing and fewer problems. If you don’t appreciate them, they’ll probably tell everyone your deepest, dirtiest secrets.
I told my habf I had a crush on my teacher. He said, 'You’re a loser and you always will be.'
My habf told my crush I was a 'disgusting human being.'
My habf texted me during class and said, 'You’re not a student. You’re a disgrace.'