gadgetonanist

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A person who gets so worked up about gadgets they might as well be married to them. They'll yell technical details at anyone who dares to breathe near them.

'Do you even know what a GPU is?' he screamed at the kid who spilled soda on his laptop.

'I can fix this phone in 3 seconds, and you're still using a flip phone?}'

'I just bought a smartwatch that does 12 things. You have 1. That’s sad.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gadgetonanist is like a geek on steroids. They love gadgets so much they'll talk about them until you're ready to scream.

'This phone has 5 cameras. You have 1. You’re not even cool.'

'I just bought a fridge that tells me when my milk is going bad. You still use a paper list.'

'You don’t even know what Bluetooth is. I’m surprised you still use a landline.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gadgetonanist is someone who acts like they're the king of tech. They’ll blast you with facts about gadgets until you're ready to throw your phone out the window.

'This phone has 100 gigabytes of storage. You have 2 gigabytes. You’re stuck in the 90s.'

'I just bought a smart TV that can stream 100 shows at once. You still use a VHS.'

'You don’t even know what a smartphone is. I’m surprised you still use a flip phone.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gadgetonanist is like a tech geek on a rampage. They’ll talk about gadgets nonstop and make you feel like you’re the last person on Earth who doesn’t know what a Bluetooth is.

'This phone has 5 cameras. You have 1. You’re like a caveman.'

'I just bought a smartwatch that tracks my heart rate. You still use a paper calendar.'

'You don’t even know what a GPU is. I’m surprised you still use a landline.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gadgetonanist is someone who can’t stand anyone who doesn’t love gadgets. They’ll scream technical stuff at you until you’re ready to scream back.

'This phone has 100 gigabytes of storage. You have 2. You’re a relic.'

'I just bought a smart fridge that tells me when my milk is going bad. You still use paper lists.'

'You don’t even know what a GPU is. I’m surprised you still use a flip phone.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gadgetonanist is someone who thinks they're the most important person in tech. They’ll talk about gadgets until you're ready to run away.

'This phone has 5 cameras. You have 1. You’re not even trying.'

'I just bought a smart TV that can stream 100 shows at once. You still use a VHS.'

'You don’t even know what a Bluetooth is. I’m surprised you still use a landline.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago