gadgetonanist
A gadgetonanist is someone who thinks they're the most important person in tech. They’ll talk about gadgets until you're ready to run away.
'This phone has 5 cameras. You have 1. You’re not even trying.'
'I just bought a smart TV that can stream 100 shows at once. You still use a VHS.'
'You don’t even know what a Bluetooth is. I’m surprised you still use a landline.'