gadgetonanist
A gadgetonanist is someone who can’t stand anyone who doesn’t love gadgets. They’ll scream technical stuff at you until you’re ready to scream back.
'This phone has 100 gigabytes of storage. You have 2. You’re a relic.'
'I just bought a smart fridge that tells me when my milk is going bad. You still use paper lists.'
'You don’t even know what a GPU is. I’m surprised you still use a flip phone.'