gadgetonanist
A gadgetonanist is like a tech geek on a rampage. They’ll talk about gadgets nonstop and make you feel like you’re the last person on Earth who doesn’t know what a Bluetooth is.
'This phone has 5 cameras. You have 1. You’re like a caveman.'
'I just bought a smartwatch that tracks my heart rate. You still use a paper calendar.'
'You don’t even know what a GPU is. I’m surprised you still use a landline.'