gadgetonanist
A gadgetonanist is someone who acts like they're the king of tech. They’ll blast you with facts about gadgets until you're ready to throw your phone out the window.
'This phone has 100 gigabytes of storage. You have 2 gigabytes. You’re stuck in the 90s.'
'I just bought a smart TV that can stream 100 shows at once. You still use a VHS.'
'You don’t even know what a smartphone is. I’m surprised you still use a flip phone.'