Gabe Helmy

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When someone says pineapple doesn't go on pizza and you flip out like your mom just told you your cat died.

You scream 'PINEAPPLE IS THE ONLY WAY' in a group chat at 2 AM.

You throw a pizza at a friend who said 'pineapple is a crime' and missed.

You DM a random person 'YOU HATE PINEAPPLE? I'LL KILL YOU.'

Getting so mad when someone asks if you're single that you swear you'll die if they don't shut up.

You say 'I AM SINGLE, BUT IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL FLAME YOU.'

You text your ex 'YOU'RE STILL SINGLE? I'M STILL SINGLE? WHY IS LIFE SO MEAN?'

You tell your friend 'I'M SINGLE, BUT I'M ALSO A PINEAPPLE GOD, SO YOU'RE DOOMED.'

A YouTube guy who loves pineapple on pizza so much he'd rather punch you than let you say it's gross.

He says 'YOU HATE PINEAPPLE? I'LL KICK YOU OUT OF THIS CHANNEL.'

He yells 'PINEAPPLE IS MY RELIGION, YOU ARE THE DEVIL.'

He sends you a DM: 'IF YOU HATE PINEAPPLE, I'LL KILL YOUR CAT.'

A guy who thinks pineapples are better than his family and will do anything to prove it.

He says 'I WOULD RATHER BE MARRIED TO A PINEAPPLE THAN MY SISTER.'

He tells his mom 'I'D RATHER EAT A PINEAPPLE THAN YOU.'

He yells at his cat 'IF YOU DON'T LOSE WEIGHT, I'LL QUIT PINEAPPLE.'

When you see a guy wearing a pineapple suit and you instantly fall in love and start making out with him.

You ran up to him and kissed him in the middle of the street.

You told your friends 'HE LOOKS LIKE A PINEAPPLE GOD, I HAVE TO KISS HIM.'

You texted him 'I'M SENDING YOU A PINEAPPLE, I'LL KISS YOU IN PERSON.'

Getting so defensive about pineapple that you argue with your mom, your dog, and your teacher all at once.

You told your teacher 'PINEAPPLE IS THE BEST, YOU'RE THE WORST.'

You yelled at your dog 'I'LL KICK YOU IF YOU DON'T EAT PINEAPPLE.'

You texted your mom 'IF YOU DON'T STOP HATEING PINEAPPLE, I'LL KILL YOU.'

He loves pineapples more than his cat and family, and if you say otherwise, he'll make you eat a whole pineapple.

He told his cat 'I'LL QUIT PINEAPPLE IF YOU DON'T STOP HATEING ME.'

He said 'IF YOU HATE PINEAPPLE, I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR CAT.'

He yelled 'I'LL MAKE YOU EAT A PINEAPPLE IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME.'