Gabe Helmy
He loves pineapples more than his cat and family, and if you say otherwise, he'll make you eat a whole pineapple.
He told his cat 'I'LL QUIT PINEAPPLE IF YOU DON'T STOP HATEING ME.'
He said 'IF YOU HATE PINEAPPLE, I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR CAT.'
He yelled 'I'LL MAKE YOU EAT A PINEAPPLE IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME.'