Gabe Helmy
Getting so defensive about pineapple that you argue with your mom, your dog, and your teacher all at once.
You told your teacher 'PINEAPPLE IS THE BEST, YOU'RE THE WORST.'
You yelled at your dog 'I'LL KICK YOU IF YOU DON'T EAT PINEAPPLE.'
You texted your mom 'IF YOU DON'T STOP HATEING PINEAPPLE, I'LL KILL YOU.'