Gabe Helmy
Getting so mad when someone asks if you're single that you swear you'll die if they don't shut up.
You say 'I AM SINGLE, BUT IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL FLAME YOU.'
You text your ex 'YOU'RE STILL SINGLE? I'M STILL SINGLE? WHY IS LIFE SO MEAN?'
You tell your friend 'I'M SINGLE, BUT I'M ALSO A PINEAPPLE GOD, SO YOU'RE DOOMED.'