Gabe Helmy
When you see a guy wearing a pineapple suit and you instantly fall in love and start making out with him.
You ran up to him and kissed him in the middle of the street.
You told your friends 'HE LOOKS LIKE A PINEAPPLE GOD, I HAVE TO KISS HIM.'
You texted him 'I'M SENDING YOU A PINEAPPLE, I'LL KISS YOU IN PERSON.'