G-String Booger

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A 'G-String Booger' is when your butt left a tiny poop souvenir stuck to the string of your thong like it was trying to say hello

My thong is now a crime scene. I walked into a donut shop and left a mess behind.

I wore that thong for three days. My pants are now a prison for my embarrassment.

I tried to sit down and my thong screamed at me. It was a scream of shame.

A 'G-String Booger' is when your poop decides to hang out on the string of your thong like it owns the place

I tried to dance and my thong was like, 'You're not cute enough for this.'

I sat on a chair and my thong got a new friend. It was a poop friend.

My thong is now the most popular thing in my closet. It has a poop on it.

A 'G-String Booger' is when your butt did a little poop party on the string of your thong and forgot to clean up

My thong is now the life of the party. It has a poop on it and it’s throwing confetti.

I walked into work and my thong was like, 'I’m not even sorry.'

My thong is now famous. It has a poop on it and it’s getting a standing ovation.

A 'G-String Booger' is when your poop went on vacation and left a poop souvenir on your thong

I wore my thong to a meeting and my boss was like, 'Is that a poop on your thong?'

I tried to flirt and my thong was like, 'You’re not cute enough for this.'

My thong is now a tourist spot. People are coming to see the poop on it.

A 'G-String Booger' is when your butt left a little poop message on the string of your thong and it was very clear

My thong has a message: 'I’m still here.' It’s written in poop.

I tried to do yoga and my thong was like, 'You’re not flexible enough for this.'

My thong is now a billboard. It has a poop on it and it’s advertising shame.

A 'G-String Booger' is when your poop went on a date with the string of your thong and it was very public

My thong is now a love story. It has a poop on it and it’s very romantic.

I walked into the grocery store and my thong was like, 'I’m not even sorry.'

My thong is now a celebrity. It has a poop on it and it’s getting interviewed.