G-String Booger - A 'G-String Booger' is when your poop decides to hang out on

A 'G-String Booger' is when your poop decides to hang out on the string of your thong like it owns the place

I tried to dance and my thong was like, 'You're not cute enough for this.'

I sat on a chair and my thong got a new friend. It was a poop friend.

My thong is now the most popular thing in my closet. It has a poop on it.