G-String Booger
A 'G-String Booger' is when your poop went on a date with the string of your thong and it was very public
My thong is now a love story. It has a poop on it and it’s very romantic.
I walked into the grocery store and my thong was like, 'I’m not even sorry.'
My thong is now a celebrity. It has a poop on it and it’s getting interviewed.