G-String Booger
A 'G-String Booger' is when your butt did a little poop party on the string of your thong and forgot to clean up
My thong is now the life of the party. It has a poop on it and it’s throwing confetti.
I walked into work and my thong was like, 'I’m not even sorry.'
My thong is now famous. It has a poop on it and it’s getting a standing ovation.