G-String Booger - A 'G-String Booger' is when your butt left a little poop mes

A 'G-String Booger' is when your butt left a little poop message on the string of your thong and it was very clear

My thong has a message: 'I’m still here.' It’s written in poop.

I tried to do yoga and my thong was like, 'You’re not flexible enough for this.'

My thong is now a billboard. It has a poop on it and it’s advertising shame.