F.O.M.B.O.B

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The face of a model body of a beast, like a hot mess that just walked out of a sewer and into a fashion show.

My cousin is the F. O. M. B. O. B of the year. He wore socks with sandals and cried in public.

My crush is the F. O. M. B. O. B. He has a six-pack and a temper.

My dog is the F. O. M. B. O. B. He eats my homework and stares at me like I owe him money.

A human who looks like they were made by a beast and a model, messy hair, bad choices, and a great smile.

My teacher is the F. O. M. B. O. B. She yells at the principal and eats donuts for lunch.

My brother is the F. O. M. B. O. B. He failed math and still thinks he’s a rockstar.

My mom is the F. O. M. B. O. B. She drives me crazy but still buys me ice cream.

The F. O. M. B. O. B is like a beast that wears a model’s face, ugly on the inside, beautiful on the outside.

My friend is the F. O. M. B. O. B. He passed his test but failed his life.

My dad is the F. O. M. B. O. B. He drinks coffee at 3 AM and still thinks he’s cool.

My cat is the F. O. M. B. O. B. It hates me but still eats my food.

A beast with a model’s face, the F. O. M. B. O. B is a mess that looks good.

My neighbor is the F. O. M. B. O. B. She sings in the shower and yells at her kid.

My teacher’s dog is the F. O. M. B. O. B. It barks at the mailman and eats my eraser.

My little brother is the F. O. M. B. O. B. He throws tantrums and still wants candy.

The F. O. M. B. O. B is a beast in disguise, it looks good but is a total disaster.

My crush is the F. O. M. B. O. B. He looks hot but talks like a robot.

My mom’s friend is the F. O. M. B. O. B. She eats pizza for breakfast and still thinks she’s a queen.

My dog is the F. O. M. B. O. B. It poops on the carpet and still wags its tail.

A model body of a beast, the F. O. M. B. O. B is a mess that walks like it owns the world.

My cousin is the F. O. M. B. O. B. He failed his test and still thinks he’s a genius.

My teacher is the F. O. M. B. O. B. She talks to the ceiling and still gives me homework.

My little sister is the F. O. M. B. O. B. She eats my lunch and still wants more.