F.O.M.B.O.B
A human who looks like they were made by a beast and a model, messy hair, bad choices, and a great smile.
My teacher is the F. O. M. B. O. B. She yells at the principal and eats donuts for lunch.
My brother is the F. O. M. B. O. B. He failed math and still thinks he’s a rockstar.
My mom is the F. O. M. B. O. B. She drives me crazy but still buys me ice cream.