F.O.M.B.O.B
The F. O. M. B. O. B is like a beast that wears a model’s face, ugly on the inside, beautiful on the outside.
My friend is the F. O. M. B. O. B. He passed his test but failed his life.
My dad is the F. O. M. B. O. B. He drinks coffee at 3 AM and still thinks he’s cool.
My cat is the F. O. M. B. O. B. It hates me but still eats my food.