F.O.M.B.O.B
A model body of a beast, the F. O. M. B. O. B is a mess that walks like it owns the world.
My cousin is the F. O. M. B. O. B. He failed his test and still thinks he’s a genius.
My teacher is the F. O. M. B. O. B. She talks to the ceiling and still gives me homework.
My little sister is the F. O. M. B. O. B. She eats my lunch and still wants more.