F.O.M.B.O.B
A beast with a model’s face, the F. O. M. B. O. B is a mess that looks good.
My neighbor is the F. O. M. B. O. B. She sings in the shower and yells at her kid.
My teacher’s dog is the F. O. M. B. O. B. It barks at the mailman and eats my eraser.
My little brother is the F. O. M. B. O. B. He throws tantrums and still wants candy.