Facelosopher

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A person who thinks they're deep because they post dumb quotes on Facebook and act like they're the smartest person in the world.

I'm not just a facelosopher, I'm a facelosopher with a PhD in being annoying.

Why do people need to be told how to live their lives by someone who thinks a sandwich is a metaphor for life.

I don't just post quotes, I post quotes that people will never use but will still quote me for being 'insightful.'

Someone who thinks they're wise just because they post long sentences on Facebook that make no sense and then laugh at people who don't get it.

Life is a journey, and I'm the tour guide who forgot the map and is now lecturing you about it.

Don't let life pass you by, or else you'll be the one who's stuck in the middle of a subway ride with no snacks.

If you don't like my quotes, you're just not a very good person.

A person who uses Facebook like it's a throne, and they're the king of all opinions, even the ones they made up.

I don't just post opinions, I post opinions that people will believe and then follow me for being 'insightful.'

I'm not just a facelosopher, I'm the king of facelosophy, and you're just a peasant who didn't get my quote.

If you don't agree with me, you're just not a very good thinker.

A person who thinks they're wise because they post random quotes on Facebook and then pretend like they're the only one who understands life.

Life is like a box of chocolates, and I'm the one who eats them all and then lectures you about it.

If you don't like my quotes, you're just not a very good person. Also, I’m probably right.

I don’t just post quotes, I post quotes that people will never use but still quote me for being 'wise.'

A person who thinks they're enlightened because they post random quotes on Facebook and then act like they're the only one who gets it.

Life is a journey, and I’m the only one who knows the map and the snacks.

I’m not just a facelosopher, I’m a facelosopher who knows the meaning of life and the price of snacks.

If you don’t get my quotes, you’re just not a very good thinker.

Someone who thinks they're smart just because they post dumb quotes on Facebook and then laugh at people who don’t get it.

Life is a journey, and I’m the one who got lost and still thinks I’m the best guide.

Don’t let life pass you by, or else you’ll be stuck in the middle of a subway ride with no snacks and no wisdom.

I don’t just post quotes, I post quotes that people will never use but still quote me for being ‘wise.’