Facelosopher
A person who thinks they're wise because they post random quotes on Facebook and then pretend like they're the only one who understands life.
Life is like a box of chocolates, and I'm the one who eats them all and then lectures you about it.
If you don't like my quotes, you're just not a very good person. Also, I’m probably right.
I don’t just post quotes, I post quotes that people will never use but still quote me for being 'wise.'