Facelosopher - A person who uses Facebook like it's a throne, and they're t

A person who uses Facebook like it's a throne, and they're the king of all opinions, even the ones they made up.

I don't just post opinions, I post opinions that people will believe and then follow me for being 'insightful.'

I'm not just a facelosopher, I'm the king of facelosophy, and you're just a peasant who didn't get my quote.

If you don't agree with me, you're just not a very good thinker.