Facelosopher
A person who thinks they're deep because they post dumb quotes on Facebook and act like they're the smartest person in the world.
I'm not just a facelosopher, I'm a facelosopher with a PhD in being annoying.
Why do people need to be told how to live their lives by someone who thinks a sandwich is a metaphor for life.
I don't just post quotes, I post quotes that people will never use but will still quote me for being 'insightful.'